Made my day---I laughed out loud---because of all the amazed and appalled reactions to the idea that Jared Kushner wants to be his father-in-law's (the non-elected president) chief of staff, this is the best:
Jared blew into a paper bag, his skin was slick with sweat, his eyes rolled back into his head.
Robert Mueller put an arm around his neck.
"You can do this, son. You've been wearing a wire for 6 months, its just a few months more."
"But chief of staff? Chief of staff?"