So funny! Here's one: "Mister President, I know you won't be able to listen to my jokes abou the Secret Service, so cover your ears, if that's humanly possible."
And the one about the GSA after-party: "...Don't be late, or you'll miss out on your complimentary white tiger club."
One more: "Mister President, remember when the country rallied around you in hopes of a better tomorrow? That was hilarious....You know, there's a term for guys like President Obama. Probably not two, but one term."